15. The Perfect Polly
Clearly, an essential product at 3 am.
14. The Slob Stopper
Essentially a glorified bib for adults.
13. The Zoomies
Who has never dreamed of looking so stupid?
12. The Sauna Pants
… but why?
11. The Fat Magnet
Here’s to another miraculous-definitely-legit weight loss product. Because nothing seems more scientific than a magnet sucking the fat out of food, right?
10. The Talking TP
Dream big with this talking toilet paper dispenser.
9. The Fanny Bank
A. Farting. Bank. We’ll pass.
8. The Mind Control Mouth Spray
A mouth spray promising to give you psychic abilities… We bet there is no “satisfaction guaranteed” to this one. At least you’ll have a minty breath afterwards…
7. The Booty Pop
Of all problems women experience, a flat butt is definitely at the top of the list.
6. The Kush Breast Supporter
Another thing nobody asked for.
5. The Portable Sauna
Just in case you’d wand to spontaneously have a spa treatment at a park or during a family reunion, you know.
4. The PooTrap
An infomercial product specially designed to humiliate your dog.
3. The Head Wedgie
Not the stupidest product of the batch, we’ll give it that. However, did they have to call it Head Wedgie? Why?
2. The Backup Mattress Shotgun Rack
And they say you should always store your gun safely. Clearly, they haven’t seen this infomercial.
1. The Better Marriage Blanket