What would the house of your dreams look like? Could it be a rustic farmhouse hidden in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps reflect all the latest trends? Although it is fun to think of the perfect house or apartment, the reality of real estate ads is much more difficult, and choices are often very rare.
Whether it’s semi-abandoned apartments for rent for horror movies, excessively unique interior design cases or very impractical architectural decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn’t even take the time to fix the place up before taking the hilarious pictures that are needed. The most disconcerting part is that these funny photos have really been used to advertise and show the good side of the units to potential tenants.
If you want to see how not to worry about putting your property up for sale, the fun chess list below will give you an answer and a laugh bonus or two.
25. The really clean pool
If the weather clears up later, maybe I could mow the pool…
It makes us wonder, why would a perfectly nice and usable pool left unused for so, so long? Maybe this house belongs to a biologist and the whole idea was to create a cool home for frogs and insects
24. Interesting view
Do you see it? I didn’t see it at first. Look carefully… straight ahead. Now you see it, don’t you? How would you like to have a giant penis for a window?
23. A beautiful message
Yes, the decor is way past modern taste. But this house is in great condition. Oh wait… I see the problem now. But, let us be optimistic. Maybe it says, “Surprise my coconut.”
22. What a nice bike!
A rare opportunity to own the opening scene of 12 different horror movies.
21. People who are really organized
Allright, if you’ve ever sold your house, you know how sometimes you just have to move stuff around to declutter. Well… it usually goes in storage somewhere that’s NOT in the house… If you want to look around in this home, we recommend that you share your proposed itinerary, in case we need to contact Mountain Rescue.
20. A carpet not at all scary
“If anyone’s thinking of trying Rachmaninoff’s second, forget it. I’m not in the mood.”
19. The crime scene
Don’t mess with the agent. The previous couple tried, and you can see how it ended.
18. The cozy bathroom
On cold winter nights, there is nothing better than curling up in front of a toilet, reading a nice captivating book and interacting with people doin’ their business straight in front of you, accompanied by the nice roaring sound of a flush.
17. The perfectly clean toilet
At least they didn’t leave the seat up.
16. Rural or rococo?
“I think I’m beginning to see a pattern,” Holmes said.
15. Praise the Lord
The Lord sent us a sign, in the form of 2 hideous rugs and a huge crystal bowling pin.
14. This fridge works pretty well!
We advise buyers to leave the refrigerator where it is.
13. I think this house is great, but I’m not sure
Property is best seen through the confused tears of a lost child.
12. Let’s sacrifice someone, shall we?
A rare opportunity to acquire a sacrificial dungeon simply overflowing with original features.
11. Everyone’s a little messy, that’s not a big deal
Here’s the Untidy States of America, everyone!
10. The glass bathroom
Some people like to read while they are in the bathroom. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating themselves over and over again.
9. There are so many things wrong in this picture
It was at this point that open plan living exceeded the threshold of acceptability.
8. Your house or the Palace of Versailles?
Script idea: Marie-Antoinette travels back to the 1990s and settles in with a monkey pirate.
7. If you don’t like Marie-Antoinette’s style, maybe you prefer to live in a jungle?
Just as there were the large Mayan cities of Tikal and Calakmul, nature slowly recovered the Wilson dining room.
6. Off-street parking
This man is really a fan of cars.
5. Blood? What blood?
I’d rather not know what happened.
4. Man included?
Am I the only one to be crept a little?
3. Fifty Shades of Grey’s kind of house
Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, a games room and a fully equipped medieval keep.
2. Need to go to the bathroom? We got you covered!
That feeling when you enter the bathroom and you literally don’t know where to start.
1. A perfectly located toilet
Don’t be too embarrassed, otherwise you’ll have to hold back for a long time!
