Why call a raccoon a raccoon when you could call it a trash panda? Read on to find out the funniest 20 made up names for animals that sound better than than the real ones. We bet you’ll enjoy reading these and sharing them with your friends and family!
1. Tyrannosaurus deer
When you think about it, a kangaroo does look a lot like a tyrannosaurus rex… only smaller and nicer!
2. Trash panda
Raccoons love to eat food out of the trash and they are similar to pandas with their black and white faces.
3. Giraffe sheep
When you think about it, it’s true that an alpaca looks like a giraffe sheep.
4. Danger noodle
A VERY dangerous noodle.
5. Danger zebra
This is the most vicious kind of zebra out there.
6. Furry potato
Unlike a potato, the furry potato does not taste very good.
7. Furry nope
We wouldn’t try to take a bite of this furry guy.
8. Nope
Just, no.
9. Word bank
He might have trouble getting a few words out with those big teeth of his.
10. Prison pony
Unfortunately, he has a life sentence.
11. Cat bird
Same evil face that’s up to no good.
12. Sea flap-flap
The best audience member of the sea.
13. Fart squirrel
This is not the type of “squirrel” you want in your backyard.
14. Sea catsnake
Part cat, part snake, the sea catsnake is much friendlier than both a cat and a snake.
15. Sea dog
A mermaid’s best friend.
16. Formal chicken
The best-dressed chicken of all the hemispheres.
17. Beach chicken
A beach chicken who loves your picnic lunch a bit too much.
18. Danger chicken
This is not the friendliest chicken on the block.
19. Freedom glider
The most American bird out there.
20. Giraffe bird
Long neck, tall, this giraffe bird can’t fly but it can see well during a concert.
Source: Bored Panda
